WOULD you Adam and Eve it? A Woodley rub-a-dub will be holding a Cockney day this Sunday.
And organisers are hoping you’ll take a butcher’s hook at its day of entertainment.
There will be some in the nude (food) that will put a sandy lyle on the face of any Londoner born within the sound of the bow bells: pie, mash and liquor.
Live music will come from The Cockney Sparrows, a band that will provide a good old knees up and singalong.
And with proceeds from the day going to Help For Heroes, the pub is hoping to raise a monkey or two, so visitors should bring plenty of bees and honey.
It all takes place from noon at The Chequers in Crockhamwell Road.
For more details, get on the dog and bone by calling 0118 969 3477.